Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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