YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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