All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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