I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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