If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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