The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Still dying that you shit outside
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Let's get the cat blown out
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize