I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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