the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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