So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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