Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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