just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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