Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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