wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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