Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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