so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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