Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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