I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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