What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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