He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
im holly from the hills drunk
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Randomize
