is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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