I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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