What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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