Do you still have your period?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You need Xanax blowdarts
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Randomize
