Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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