i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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