i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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