I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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