at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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