dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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