I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize
