On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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