I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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