You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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