I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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