Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Say something about gay babies.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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