Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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