this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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