You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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