You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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