Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
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