# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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