Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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