Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Randomize
