Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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