So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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