Nicole vs. Life
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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