I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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