Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
