I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Randomize
