idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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