is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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