Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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